Happy New Year

Hello everyone, wish you a joyful 2013!!

Hide and seek

弟弟跟爸爸講佢想玩hide and seek,但係發音唔正，講咗hide and sick，哥哥聽完，就問hide and sick係唔係搵到對方就要食(sick)咗佢!

好恐怖呀！

Leather jacket - 2012 F/W trend ..... for Kindle

Finally I got my kindle a cover. I call it a beige leather jacket, which matches the leather fashion trend in fall and winter.

It looks so hip, wild yet elegant, isn't it?

喂，細佬！

今天發生了一件匪夷所思的事。
下午，我帶著弟弟去屋苑門口接哥哥放學。頑皮的弟弟爬上路旁欄桿，半個身位突出馬路。
正當我喝止之際，有一住在屋苑的年輕人向著我們說：喂細佬唔好呀，你咁樣好危險㗎！ 同埋你會整污糟個pat pat囉！
我向著弟弟說：你聽唔唔聽到呀?成日都唔聽話。
年青人：佢成日都唔聽你話㗎？
我：er.....係呀。
年青人：點解呀？
我：er…..依個年紀反叛D掛。
年青人：佢幾多歲呀？
我：4歲半。
年青人：哦.....（向住弟弟）喂你唔好整D花花呀，你知嗎？花同我哋，同埋D魚一樣，都係有感覺，會覺得痛㗎！
原來弟弟覺得很尷尬，躲到我身後，摸了路旁的小菊花。這時，弟弟比之前更尷尬，頭也不敢抬。
我：咁佢以後再曳，你可唔可以幫我教佢？
年青人：可以呀。喂細佬你要聽話呀吓！
匪夷所思的是，這位年輕人其實是一位5歲半的男孩，老積程度我前所未見。

Lucas's latest philosophical question

What is the difference between transparency and invisibility?

I want to give him an explanation in this way:

If someone blocks your view when you watch TV, you can say, you are not transparent, are you?
If a boy stares at another girl in front of his girlfriend, the girlfriend will say, you think I am invisible, huh?

弟弟金句

深情的弟弟：（苦惱狀）媽咪呀。。
媽咪：親愛的，怎麼了？
深情的弟弟：我真的不知道Marianna為甚麼會喜歡我。。。（Marianna是他喜歡的女孩）
媽咪：。。。。。真係少年維特的煩惱。。。

恐怖的弟弟：媽咪呀。。
媽咪：親愛的，怎麼了？
恐怖的弟弟：我喉龍不舒服，想吃畫皮膏。
媽咪：萬聖節還未到，不要那麼恐怖，你應該是想吃枇杷膏，對嗎？

My family

In the lesson of 'My Family', a teacher was asking her K2 class what their daddy would do at home. Some children said 'my dad reads book for me', 'my daddy snores', 'he reads newspaper', etc. Then there was a boy called Linus, raised up his hand, told everyone loudly that his dad kisses mommy at home.
Embarrassing...

人生的計劃

六歲的Lucas己為他三十年後的人生安排得燙貼。

他說：「我會到阿根廷做恐龍學家，三十五歲跟婷婷（他的幼稚園同學）結婚，然後生一個好可愛的寶寶。寶寶會在阿根廷出世，那他就不用（從香港）乘飛機來那麼辛苦。你（即是我）會跟我住在一起，幫助照顧寶寶。」OMG！！！

家長這身份

老實說，我成為媽媽前從沒有當媽媽的憧憬。（不要誤會,我那兩個活寶貝是計劃生育的成果。）就因為這樣，成為人母後所經驗的每一件小事，我也覺得新奇得來有點古怪。

例如跟孩子們上親子班，好像抱著一舊小粉團唱歌跳舞，總覺得有禮貌的家長們暗地裏比試著孩子們的表現，覺得有點搞笑，但說不出為何搞笑。心裏又有點不安，想跟仔仔說這裏很不cool，媽媽想去飲杯alcoholic drink，你想一塊兒去嗎。。。

第一次參與parents’ day (一個讓家長們互想認識的gathering)，拿著盛滿即溶咖啡的紙杯，然後對著其他家長傻笑，跟著開始懷疑自己是否有社交恐懼症。。。

最有趣是哥哥上年九月開始要做功課。第一次見到那些手冊和回條上的家長簽名一欄，先大笑地說家長簽名這件事實在太retro，太老套了，定過神來，才猛然醒覺我就是那名要在虛線上簽名的老土家長！

Infinity

Lucas asked me if 'infinity' is a number.  Okay, he gets me again by such a philosophical question.
Does anyone know the answer?  I know I can search it from Wikipedia, but I want to hear other people's thoughts.

The two Mr. Yuen Juniors were modelling last evening

My cousin asked my kids to help on a photo-shooting last evening for a product catalogue, with two more children from her friends.

My boys are the eldest among four, but they were the most uncooperative pairs.  They lied and 'swam' breaststroke on the floor, were being hyperactive, fighting with each other, bumping here and there.  In one word, uncontrollable.

If you look at the four models, you can tell obviously who were the barbarians.

Fortunately Lucas and Linus cooperated at last and the photographer could take several pictures for them.  They stayed quiet by the end because they were just too busy to eat up all eligible props.

What a funny experience!

洗澡

替弟弟洗澡後，用了一條又大又鬆軟的粉紅色毛巾包著他。我們擁在一起嘻哈大笑。突然發現，我跟他相識了不夠四年，為何我會這樣愛他？

金句王Linus

近來Linus言能力進步神速，出現好些金句：

Daddy,其實你鍾意Mammy啲咩嘢呢？

Mammy,我好鍾意你，好想你變做小朋友！

我之前喺學校跌親，好痛痛，我喊喊呀，真係又可憐又傷心！

Fashion sense

I am wondering if Lucas wants to be a fashion stylist.  Every time when I go out with him, he would rush to my wardrobe, and suggest (or even instruct) me what I should wear.  


This morning, when I flipped through the online catalog of Agnes b voyage, Lucas was interested and took a look, then he asked me to stop at a particular page, there was a black leather shoulder bag, he asked me to buy it because I would look cool with it, he said.

魚柳

今天晚餐有魚柳，哥哥問那是甚麼。爸爸回答他那是魚柳。
「那麼，這片魚柳是用甚麼魚來做呢？」
「er.....我想是石班吧！」其實爸爸也不大清楚。
我呆著了！做了三十多年人，完全沒有想過常常吃下肚的魚柳是甚麼來的！
真是自愧不如！！

A heartthrob to be

Linus is 3 years old and he is going to attend a 'formal' K1 in coming academic year.  Actually he spent last six months in the kindergarten but it was not a formal education, we sent him to there as he requested and the teachers treated him still as a baby.


He is getting mature these few months, he gradually transforms from an unreasonable little monster to a sweet heart, despite that he still screams and whines and snatches brother's toys on and off.


Whenever he wakes up earlier than me, he will crawl into my bedroom, then send me the plastic flower which is on the vase next to me.


Last time I got several mosquito bites, Linus rushed to get the soothing cream in 0.0001 second, and announced to the everyone in the flat that his mommy got mosquito bites, in as-a-matter-of-fact attitude.


When I am upset, he will come to me and kiss my face.


Linus, I am sure you will transforms from an adorable baby to a heartthrob in 15 years.

爛gag王

昨天我帶著兩位公子到Pacific Coffee°哥哥發現他愛喝的Appletizer售清,顯得非常失望°
哥哥建議到Starbucks看看,我告訴他我剛剛才到過那兒,看不見Appletizer,他看起來更失望° 幸好他很快便接受了另一款我極力地推介的Sparkling Lemonade°

那時我已經滿頭大汗°剛找了位坐好,弟弟突然鬧情緒,說:「我要搭Starbucks!」

「Huh?甚麼去Starbucks呀?我們現在在Pacific Coffee呀!」我說°

「我要搭Starbucks呀!」他說°

「甚麼叫搭Starbucks呀!」我問°

「我想搭Starbucks返屋企!!」弟弟努力地解釋,我才明白他說甚麼°

我答:「Starbucks不是Bus, 是Cafe呀傻B°」

哥哥:「哈哈哈哈哈!弟弟以為Starbucks係巴士!哈哈哈哈哈!」

我責備哥哥:「不准笑,弟弟係BB,所以弄錯了!」我自己卻忍不住笑.....

綿綿情話

朗朗不太跟人說話,但對著媽媽我,就最懂說情話°

他三歲多時,已經開始跟我討論「我為何在此」、「我從那裏來」此等哲學性問題°朗朗又問過遠在他未住在我的肚子前,他在那裏°無知的我,以我對世界有限的認知,說他以前是在蒼穹間自由地飛翔°我認為天地萬物都是宇宙的物質結合而成°

有一天,朗朗看著書架上的一張相,問:「這張相是甚麼時候影的呢?」

「是爸爸畢業時影的相,你見到媽咪嗎?」我答°

「嗯!這個!」他的小手指指著相中的我°

「這是很久前的事了,那時媽咪才廿多歲......唉!跟現在看起來很不同吧!」我喃喃自語°

「那時我在太空嗎?」

「哈哈!你還記得我跟你這麼說°是啊!那時你還未出世°」

「那麼,我為甚麼會走進你的肚子裏?」他問了一個哲學論文的題目°

面對著這不懂怎麼回答的問題,我唯有反問°「是啊,我也不知道,我想是你選擇的°那麼為甚麼你會走進我的肚子裏?」

「因為我喜歡你啊!」朗朗再給我一個擁抱°


你說我怎能不溶掉?

花名

我跟Lucas哥哥討論替家中各人起一個花名°Lucas說他叫糖糖, 我叫Cookie, Daddy是班蘭蛋糕°我們問Linus弟弟他的花名是甚麼, 他說: 「我叫Bobbie呀!」Okay喎!

Bed time stories

The best time after a hard work day is telling the two boys stories before their bed time.  I read two for them today.

Boys, sleep tight!! Kisses from Mommy!